I kind of wish that like a soothsayer would tell Hiccup previous to HTTYD 2 something like ”There will be a horrible death in your future, too soon, before you marry or become chief. Your father will try to save you. It will hurt, but your mother will be beside you again.”
he would just think he was going to die young
I got birth control to manage my periods and I have no plan of having sex ever and every time I read the package and it says “use a back up method of contraception for the first 7 days”
I always imagine that track of What Makes You Beautiful in laughs begins playing
Hiccup: The Pride of Berk
Astrid: The Bride of Berk
Dragons: The Ride of Berk
Stoick: The Fried of Berk
I go where no one goes
And here we have the snide of berk
IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
new fav insult